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The Merry Man Horoscopes

Weekly Horoscope 2nd December - 8th December

We are proud to present to you our weekly horoscope by The Merry Man. Little is known of this mysterious astrologer, primarily due to his desires for secrecy. We honestly don’t know much, and the little we do, we have sworn never to tell. We are however extremely lucky to have him as our resident astrologer. Watch this space, there is much more to come from this fascinating individual. As for the codes at the end of each horoscope? Nobody knows!

“The heavenly gold which guides us home”

21st March – 19th April

THE WAY OF ARIES

The road to attainment shall begin here, Aries. Our strength shall carry us through the unknown, propelling us where others may falter. Many shall deny the opportunities before them—but not us. Fortuna’s wheel spins in our favour, perhaps now we should make our move. Peer beneath the veil, and the answer shall be unveiled. Use this wisdom wisely, and we shall free the minds of many. Our spirit is a beacon, drawing positive light upon the pathways. The revelation shall commence forthwith, and the connection shall deepen in time. AD 953 44

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20th April – 20th May

“The Mask of Gods made holy by the sands"

THE WAY OF TAURUS

The time of deliberation has passed. We are ready. The overdue words shall now be spoken. The deal must be done, Taurus Some doors may close as a result, nevertheless, many more shall swing open for eternity. Our efforts shall be recognised. The eyes of influence continue their gaze. They have been observing our pathway from afar. Behold, a welcome surprise awaits us. The committed heart shall have all it yearns. Beleive. The dreams of old never died; we shall understand this in due course. We shall emerge stronger than before. CL 786 204

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“Reunited in the Heavens of everlasting love”

21st May – 20th June

THE WAY OF GEMINI

We must resist the stampede towards the solution. For now, we must make amends with the ways of olden, preparing us for what shall be. What we seek shall rise when all are ready to accept it. Only the positive mind shall build a bridge across the unknown. Nourishment may be found from many vessels. Harmony is the key. Fear not the discussion, Gemini, for this shall reopen the channels lost in time. The battles of heart and mind shall be no more. The impulsive stride shall outmanoeuvre the watchful eyes. GI 925 58

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“The eternal protector, blessed by the hand of Gods”

21st June – 22nd July

THE WAY OF CANCER

Fear is but a shadow of the mind, Cancer—a fleeting phantom we hold the key to banish. We are the gatekeepers of such energy; only we decide what rules within our realm. The spirit within us stands unyielding, poised to conquer the trials before us, and confident strides shall now lead our path. Long have we awaited this turning point—fear not, for the tide reverses even now. The unexpected shall rise from obscurity, and knowledge, long sought shall soon be ours. Now is the time to reach forth, to claim what destiny holds for us. Through creative hands, the fallen shall rise anew. BD 943 951

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THE WAY OF LEO

“The light of the appointed, the heart of the brave”

23rd July – 22nd August

The arrangements, Leo, must claim their rightful hour, nevertheless, to rush is to forfeit the wisdom of the path. Do not tremble before the unknown—the echo of forgotten blessings draws near, its voice ready to be heard. Commitments shall flourish, nurtured by the heat of truth. Joyous laughter shall rise again. The messenger approaches, bearing gifts of hope. Yet the solution is already within us. Soon, the purpose shall unfold, and in unity, we shall prevail. TM 04 593

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THE WAY OF VIRGO

“Transcend before me, Mother of fertile dreams”

23rd August – 22nd September

The answer already resides within us, Virgo. Focus upon the horizon, and the unwanted shall fall by the wayside. Those that walk the unfamiliar ways shall arrive upon the conclusion they seek. Our time is coming. Soon we shall understand the journey. The steady hand shall carve the successes of tomorrow. Place no thought upon the paths of others. Honest tongues shall clear the air, freeing the mists that shroud our eyes. Nurture the truth, and commitments shall rise. We deserve this. MG 60 594

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“Justice balanced by the essence of love”

23rd September – 22nd October

THE WAY OF LIBRA

The solution dances at the corners of our mind. Better we wait, Libra, for then we may devise a new plan of advancement. A question has lingered within our hearts for too long; answer this, and the shackles shall fall. Seek, and we shall find. The perpetual clamber has proven unsuccessful. The balance shall calm the pressures of late. Maintain this, and we shall be reborn. Change is afoot; this shall benefit us greatly, however, we must be patient. The bonds of old shall tighten. Merriment awaits us. Our voice shall be heard. FL 76 289

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THE WAY OF SCORPIO

“The King of Kings. The Hunter of Hunters”

23rd October – 21st November

The turning shall begin without delay. The moment of opportunity is almost upon us. Soon, we shall rise, gazing upon the brilliance of truth. The dawn awaits, and no longer shall we wonder what stretches ahead. We shall unravel the mysteries of time, and our efforts shall bring great rewards. Nevertheless, Scorpio, patience is required as we await the opening of the gates. No more shall frustration linger. Let us choose our words with care, for much may be obscured in the discourse. The stars align and the rebirth shall unfold. JD 77 586

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“The eternal gift. For I am the reliever of sorrow"

22nd November – 21st December

THE WAY OF SAGITTARIUS

The shift has begun, and the day shall be ours once more. Yet for now, we must seek the revival of the forgotten, to readdress the proposal, for only then shall the blessings, once hidden, unveil themselves to our eyes. Such noteworthy ideas course beneath the surface, begging to be unearthed, and we are the conductors they seek. Ask the question, Archer, for the answer shall realign the energies of doubt. Believe, and it shall be. Once we embrace the alternative, we shall flourish upon the pathways of tomorrow. GU 224 05

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“As the sands fall, the gate of the Gods shall rise”

22nd December – 19th January

THE WAY OF CAPRICORN

This is only the beginning. We must not quit now. The challenge shall not be feared, for it is here that our true calling shall begin. The demands of others shall soon calm, freeing our strides toward the horizon. Emotional energies may rise—stay strong, Capricorn, for this shall rebalance the pathways before us. Successes shall rise from the unexpected. Welcome the unknown, for many gifts await us. Others seek our guidance, and the collaboration shall yield the outcomes we desire. CO 52 528

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THE WAY OF AQUARIUS

“We are the keepers of knowledge, the bearers of dreams”

20th January – 18th February

Before us lies the answer to conundrums of old, as hidden knowledge emerges from shadow into light. The foundations are being built—steady, unyielding. Such determination we possess; it guides us onward, toward the destination we desire. The creative mind shall navigate uncertainty with grace. The expansion begins now. They see us, Aquarius, yet we must tread with care. Do not force the situation. Patience is the key. Remember, the fire within offers warmth, but untamed, it can scorch what we seek to create. Continue as we are; soon, our efforts shall bear fruit. NG 287 87

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THE WAY OF PISCES

“A tale of two tails bound together with eternal love”

19th February – 20th March

The time has come, Pisces. These are the planning stages, the blueprints of what shall be. In this moment, the pathways of tomorrow are being shaped. And preparation must begin. Let us not fear the unknown, but welcome the fresh energy that shall soon flow our way. As one door closes, two shall open. Behold, the forgotten dreams of old shall rise again. The hour of sharing is upon us, and communication holds the key to crossing the void beyond. Merriment awaits. The journey begins now. FS 06 394

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