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Weekly Horoscope 3rd February - 9th February 

We are proud to present to you our weekly horoscope by The Merry Man. Little is known of this mysterious astrologer, primarily due to his desires for secrecy. We honestly don’t know much, and the little we do, we have sworn never to tell. We are however extremely lucky to have him as our resident astrologer. Watch this space, there is much more to come from this fascinating individual. As for the codes at the end of each horoscope? Nobody knows!

Aries

“The heavenly gold which guides us home”

21st March – 19th April

THE WAY OF ARIES

The tides are shifting, carrying us towards the final stages of discovery. The change we seek is within reach, yet patience must guide us as we open our eyes to the vastness of the truth. Time is on our side, Aries—the decision is worthy of deep reflection. Through honest discussions, we shall unearth what was once forgotten, setting it free. Let us continue as we are, for what lies ahead shall satisfy the ever-curious soul. And in the end, the steps we have taken shall sustain us when the moment arrives. AP 369 40

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Taurus

20th April – 20th May

“The Mask of Gods made holy by the sands"

THE WAY OF TAURUS

Cast aside our doubts— for the adventure begins when our minds are clear. We are being summoned home, Taurus, for our presence is needed to still the storms of antiquity. As we venture forth, a new dawn of discovery enriches the curious soul, revealing our true worth. Within us lie the keys to countless doors, each opportunity leading to serenity. In due time, our purpose shall unfold, and the rewards of change shall manifest once our decision is made. JB 74 69

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Gemini

“Reunited in the Heavens of everlasting love”

21st May – 20th June

THE WAY OF GEMINI

Gemini, worry not—for although a delayed response may vex the inquisitive soul, the answers we seek shall materialise when we are truly ready. Let the ensuing discussion unearth seeds of transformation, aligning our paths steadily towards the horizon. Commitment shall follow as our journeys converge, guided by the promise of change. An open heart shall find merriment along the way, soon blessed by the gentle hand of desire. Yet, always keep a mindful eye on the balance of time, for neglecting it may unravel the tapestry of our hard-earned achievements. MG 542 624

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Cancer

“The eternal protector, blessed by the hand of Gods”

21st June – 22nd July

THE WAY OF CANCER

The weight of weariness shall lift as long-guarded truths come to light. Lost words, once swallowed by chaos, shall surface, soothing the echoes of past unrest. In time, we shall see that our fears were but shadows, unfounded and fleeting. The horizon draws near, granting the wish we scarcely dared to voice. We are closer than we know, Cancer. Stay the course, for the foundations we lay now shall uphold us when the moment arrives. A steady hand shall fortify our resolve, and soon, the struggle between heart and mind shall find peace. PG 34 945

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Leo

THE WAY OF LEO

“The light of the appointed, the heart of the brave”

23rd July – 22nd August

Speak the secrets held deep in our heart, for such opportunities are rare. No longer shall we allow the mistakes of old to dictate the outcomes of tomorrow—thoughts of the past are behind us. As time unfolds, Leo, the truth shall gradually be laid bare, patiently revealing its mysteries. Through the forging of minds, we shall unearth the hidden knowledge of yesteryear, opening the gates of accomplishment. Only the brave can pass. In this new era, responsibilities shall rise as others seek the wisdom of our word. PL 295 937

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Virgo

THE WAY OF VIRGO

“Transcend before me, Mother of fertile dreams”

23rd August – 22nd September

Choose wisely, Virgo, many depend on the words we utter. Our ascendance begins now, as step by step, we move toward our goal. Let focus return so that we may complete the task at hand without haste. While this journey promises to enrich our lives, we must not rush the investigation. As we carefully piece together the truth, the full picture shall be revealed. And our honest hearts shall find resolution. In time, our strength shall be celebrated as our determination draws forth hidden reserves of faith. MF 486 332

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Libra

“Justice balanced by the essence of love”

23rd September – 22nd October

THE WAY OF LIBRA

Take the initiative now; hesitate, and we risk repeating past mistakes. While distant voices may tempt us remember that our wisdom is needed close to home. We embrace change, for it unlocks the keys to knowledge and truth. With an optimistic heart, Libra, we carve the channels that lead to tomorrow. Setbacks shall not define our destiny—the destination remains steadfast. The foundations we lay today shall carry us to salvation. Ultimately, prosperity awaits us. SD 500 325

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Scorpio

THE WAY OF SCORPIO

“The King of Kings. The Hunter of Hunters”

23rd October – 21st November

The unexpected is a gift, Scorpio—a turning point that shall shape the road ahead for the better. The change we seek is drawing near, yet there is no need to rush, for once the decision is made, we must embrace what follows. Trust the emotions that stir within; they are the compass guiding us toward truth. Answer the question that lingers in our heart, and watch as the path, once obscured, takes shape again. A journey of self awaits, one that shall deepen our understanding of both want and need. FP 85 310

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Sagittarius

“The eternal gift. For I am the reliever of sorrow"

22nd November – 21st December

THE WAY OF SAGITTARIUS

The choice is ours alone to make—only we can answer the calls of a faltering heart. As time weaves its course, the endless possibilities shall dwindle, leaving only truth to guide us through the fray. A new experience shall cast light upon the fractures of uncertainty, leading us toward resolution. The soothing words of another shall quiet the lingering doubts of the past, while the clashing voices of conflict shall fade, revealing a path brimming with new opportunities. Together, Archer, we shall succeed where others have faltered. SW 404 91

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capricorn

“As the sands fall, the gate of the Gods shall rise” 

22nd December 19th January

THE WAY OF CAPRICORN

From the ashes, we shall rise, strengthened by truth and understanding. The doubts that once haunted our minds shall fall before us as we step forward to claim what is rightfully ours. Capricorn, confidence shall conquer the unknown, for the bold are destined to stand in the light. When we believe, others follow—our words shaping the pathways of the faithful. Nothing is mere coincidence; every moment carries meaning. And when the dust finally settles, we shall know with certainty what must be done. CA 491 05

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aquarius

THE WAY OF AQUARIUS

“We are the keepers of knowledge, the bearers of dreams”

20th January – 18th February

Time waits for no one, and with pressing matters before us, we must accept the hand dealt, or risk forever wallowing in doubt. Now that clarity has dispelled confusion, an adventure calls us forth to seek the answers we crave. Our quest for truth and understanding enriches the soul, bolstered by the energies of independence that empower us to conquer our fears. In due time, Aquarius, we shall reap the harvest of what has been sown. WK 452 954

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Pisces

THE WAY OF PISCES

“A tale of two tails bound together with eternal love”

19th February – 20th March

From the words of old, the new shall emerge—speak, Pisces, and we shall be free. Trust the voice within, for it guides us toward our goal. The truths we once avoided shall rise from honest tongues, clearing the doubts that shroud our mind. Fear may stand at the threshold, nevertheless, beyond it, merriment awaits. A moment of respite shall restore our spirit, strengthening our resolve. As our efforts take root, we shall soon bask in the light of accomplishment, watching them blossom and bloom. And in the forging of bonds, we shall find solace. FJ 776 84

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