by PSYCHIC MIX
The Merry Man Horoscopes
Weekly Horoscope 3rd March - 9th March
We are proud to present to you our weekly horoscope by The Merry Man. Little is known of this mysterious astrologer, primarily due to his desires for secrecy. We honestly don’t know much, and the little we do, we have sworn never to tell. We are however extremely lucky to have him as our resident astrologer. Watch this space, there is much more to come from this fascinating individual. As for the codes at the end of each horoscope? Nobody knows!
“The heavenly gold which guides us home”
21st March – 19th April
THE WAY OF ARIES
The Universe has bestowed upon us a grand opportunity to shape our destiny. And the mighty art of manifestation stands ready at our command. Embrace the open door of possibility and seize every chance laid at our threshold. We must not let these gifts fade into the ether. Silence the murmurs of doubt that cloud our vision, Aries, they serve only to stall the progression we seek. Allow the inner tug-of-war to wane, liberating our hands to weave the transformative change that awaits us. Cast aside any desire to surrender. To yield now is to forfeit far more than the sweat of our brow. RD 364 692
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20th April – 20th May
“The Mask of Gods made holy by the sands"
THE WAY OF TAURUS
Carved in the shifting sands of time, our path emerges with newfound clarity. New pathways shall be born from the chaos we once misunderstood. As the currents of time gather fragments of truth, they reveal the grand design hidden within the whole. With each step, the tangled trails of doubt wither, swept away by the decision that had long evaded our sight. In this renewed light, Taurus, we draw our line. We must refuse to accept the limitations. Every insight ignites a renaissance of spirit, uncovering profound self-discoveries that enrich our journey onward. GR 784 123
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“Reunited in the Heavens of everlasting love”
21st May – 20th June
THE WAY OF GEMINI
A disruptive force looms on the horizon, yet we stand resolute and undeterred. For it is solely within our power to deliver the final decree—a word that forges the change we seek. The challenge rests firmly in our hands, Gemini. To conquer this foe is to be baptised in the waters of attainment. A lingering question still burdens our minds. Cast it aside and witness the unfolding of progress. In time, hidden tales shall venture our way. And we must shield this knowledge from the grasp of the envious few. WD 578 288
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“The eternal protector, blessed by the hand of Gods”
21st June – 22nd July
THE WAY OF CANCER
As we silence the war within, a truce is called upon the restless mind, granting us the breath of renewal. From the stillness, clarity emerges. And with it, the power to shape our destiny. We are stronger than we realise, Cancer. We are the bearers of great influence. We are the architects of change. Words hold immense force, manifesting abilities that guide our hand toward the unearthing of truth. We do not bow to the constraints of a bound mind. Our soul is untethered. We are free to carve our path through this ever-unfolding realm. RG 06 287
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THE WAY OF LEO
“The light of the appointed, the heart of the brave”
23rd July – 22nd August
Shall we mourn the dreams that have crumbled, or shall we celebrate the unseen blessings that await? The choice is ours alone, Leo. A crossroads only we can traverse. While others may falter in the abyss, lost in the endless spiral of regret— this is not our fate. Our spirit is one of transformation, and in due time, we shall embark upon this rebirth. As our thoughts realign with truth, the once-hidden pathways of achievement reveal themselves before us. From the harmony of agreement, new opportunities shall rise, guiding us toward the greatness of the whole. DK 255 115
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THE WAY OF VIRGO
“Transcend before me, Mother of fertile dreams”
23rd August – 22nd September
Unveil to the world the treasures hidden within our heart, for an imprisoned soul knows no true progression. Cast away the ancient doubts that once bound us, Virgo, and let our steps traverse the pathway of achievement unimpeded. Our saga brims with untold twists and unwritten verses, for we alone wield the quill of destiny. Only when we embrace our power as the architects of change does the journey of discovery truly begin. Venture forth and conquer our fears, for they offer nothing but regret on the untrodden road. HR 584 73
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“Justice balanced by the essence of love”
23rd September – 22nd October
THE WAY OF LIBRA
The journey of expression has commenced, and soon we shall unveil the true purpose of our path. Let our words flow straight from the heart, Libra, sidestepping the confrontations that silently gather on the horizon. With the ancient wisdom of yesteryear as our guiding light, we step boldly into the dark, ready to conquer the unknown and claim our triumph. Yet even as we advance, a cautious stride is advised, for every untrodden path demands our unwavering attention. In our quest, we bind the broken and draw strength from the whole, forging unity from scattered fragments of our soul. BB 34 672
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THE WAY OF SCORPIO
“The King of Kings. The Hunter of Hunters”
23rd October – 21st November
We must understand that the race is an illusion, Scorpio. There is no finishing line to speak of. Only the steady soul shall witness the reconstruction of lost dreams. From the honest expression, our inner truth emerges. Behold, a pathway that guides us back to a tranquil mind. As we journey inward, our eyes awaken to the true nature of desire, uncovering revelations along the way. While the energies of compromise may still the ancient storms, it is our cautious stride that achieves far greater feats. FT 952 96
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“The eternal gift. For I am the reliever of sorrow"
22nd November – 21st December
THE WAY OF SAGITTARIUS
Beyond what the eye perceives lies a realm of hidden truths, unlocked only through the virtue of patience. As we seek the remedy that haunts our heart, we must first embrace the outstretched hand offered in our time of need. That very gesture carries a torch of wisdom, Archer, lighting our passage through the shrouds of uncertainty. When we shed the weight of guilt, we rise anew—undaunted and ready to dispel the lingering suspicions of another. In the fullness of time, the long-dormant ambitions of old shall finally bask in the light they so rightly deserve. RP 269 20
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“As the sands fall, the gate of the Gods shall rise”
22nd December – 19th January
THE WAY OF CAPRICORN
We must open our eyes to the truth that unveils the motivations of others, casting light upon our chosen path. In that brilliance, Capricorn, our journey toward the conclusion emerges, empowering us to conquer indecision. Though time's relentless march spares none, we are granted a brief reprieve—a delay to mend our missteps and realign our course. As we speak the words steeped in concern and doubt, we bear witness to the unfolding progress we seek. Remember that in this realm, we are the architects of our fortune. KR 207 371
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THE WAY OF AQUARIUS
“We are the keepers of knowledge, the bearers of dreams”
20th January – 18th February
In the relentless pursuit of the final piece, the eager eye risks overlooking the truth. Why do we hasten what is destined to unfold? Aquarius, the whole shall take form when we are truly ready. As we step into the realm of discourse, new ideas shall claim their moment in the light. The unforeseen shall rise, Tread wisely, for with careful handling, we shall navigate its currents with ease. Do not dwell on those who fail to see as we do; in time, their eyes shall open, and understanding shall find its way to them. LB 50 650
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THE WAY OF PISCES
“A tale of two tails bound together with eternal love”
19th February – 20th March
The moment is upon us—our decision stands at the crossroads of destiny. With unwavering resolve, we cast aside the murmurs of faltering hearts, striding forth with determined purpose. Many await the unveiling of truth, Pisces, their hopes intertwined with every word we utter; thus, in fulfilling our promise, we defy the reversal. Once the pact is sealed, the sands of time shall bestow upon us the wisdom to conquer. Soon, a radiant light shall descend upon us, illuminating our true potential and guiding us toward our calling. LO 59 504
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